What's Worse Than Shaving Your Eyeball?

I would imagine shaving both your eyeballs.

Which brings me to my next question:

Is there a crappier song than I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt?

And the answer is YES. The extended club mix of I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt sucks more ass and it sucks that ass for a lot longer, as it is stretched into a five minute song.

All of the CDs we want to get rid of are up in the office and the good stuff is downstairs. It turns out MTV Party To Go from 1993 qualifies as a CD we want to get rid of. Actually now that I think of it, I need to return the CD to its rightful owner.

Anyway I'm too lazy to go downstairs and pick out a new CD, so now I'm enjoying the likes of House of Pain, Positive K, Sir Mix-A-Lot, and you got it, Right Said Fred's extended dance re-mix version of I'm Too Sexy. Hope those guys all invested their income from 1991 to 1993 wisely.